HELP me pls

BANNED · 12-15-2004, 05:59 PM

My lover said i need to go and learn how to fuck like akata. HELP me pls.

Dear Abi · 12-16-2004, 01:41 PM

Dear ABC,

If your relationship with this man is strictly based on how acrobatic you can get on bed then he isn't the right guy for you. Dump his behind and move on with a better man....there's more to love....more to relationship than sex.
This kind of bullscrap from men gets me all riled up, you know. He wants you to be a sex machine. Well, tell him to go find a whore

DaQueen · 12-16-2004, 06:26 PM

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Originally posted by Dear Abi
Dear ABC,

If your relationship with this man is strictly based on how acrobatic you can get on bed then he isn't the right guy for you. Dump his behind and move on with a better man....there's more to love....more to relationship than sex.
This kind of bullscrap from men gets me all riled up, you know. He wants you to be a sex machine. Well, tell him to go find a whore

lol. well said Dear Abi.

*DiamOnd* · 12-17-2004, 02:05 PM

lmao!! ok who hacked into Dear Abi's account?

Mensa K · 12-17-2004, 04:17 PM

Buy akata porn. Take it home and get a note pad and observe angles and techniques. Or you could go into SE at night and ask a hooker her special moves and what not. Gotta learn from the professionals.

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Dear Abi Moderator Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 348 Points: 392.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 392.00 Donate Rep Power: 23	Dear ABC, If your relationship with this man is strictly based on how acrobatic you can get on bed then he isn't the right guy for you. Dump his behind and move on with a better man....there's more to love....more to relationship than sex. This kind of bullscrap from men gets me all riled up, you know. He wants you to be a sex machine. Well, tell him to go find a whore __________________ Take Care, Dear Abi Ask me any questions.

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