How not to be sexy

pebbles · 05-05-2003, 09:13 PM

You may know what clothes to wear to increase your sex appeal. You may have even mastered the art of making sexy remarks. But do you know what you should avoid doing if you're trying to turn someone on? If not, we've made a cheat sheet that fits inside purses and pockets. When trying to appear sexy, don't:

Bite your nails.

Eat food fast and furiously.

Pick your nose or face.

Scratch your body. It will seem like you have a rash.

Flip your hair excessively.

Sweat.

Chew with your mouth open.

Talk about your dream wedding.

Talk about your dream man/woman.

Talk about how much you hate your job or life.

Talk too much about yourself.

Make generalized comments about the opposite sex.

Burp.

Spit while talking.

Invade other's personal space.

Insult another person's clothing, job or friends.

Ignore the object of your affection.

Wear clothes you aren't comfortable in. Others will sense your discomfort.

Talk negatively about yourself.

Talk about your weight.

Come on too strong too fast.

Fidget.

Get so drunk that you make a fool of yourself.

Become overly emotional.

Monopolize the conversation.
And the best way to be sexy: Truly believe you are sexy. Sexiness is a state of mind.

PaJ · 05-05-2003, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pebbles
You may know what clothes to wear to increase your sex appeal. You may have even mastered the art of making sexy remarks. But do you know what you should avoid doing if you're trying to turn someone on? If not, we've made a cheat sheet that fits inside purses and pockets. When trying to appear sexy, don't:

Bite your nails.

Eat food fast and furiously.

Pick your nose or face.

Scratch your body. It will seem like you have a rash.

Flip your hair excessively.

Sweat.

Chew with your mouth open.

Talk about your dream wedding.

Talk about your dream man/woman.

Talk about how much you hate your job or life.

Talk too much about yourself.

Make generalized comments about the opposite sex.

Burp.

Spit while talking.

Invade other's personal space.

Insult another person's clothing, job or friends.

Ignore the object of your affection.

Wear clothes you aren't comfortable in. Others will sense your discomfort.

Talk negatively about yourself.

Talk about your weight.

Come on too strong too fast.

Fidget.

Get so drunk that you make a fool of yourself.

Become overly emotional.

Monopolize the conversation.
And the best way to be sexy: Truly believe you are sexy. Sexiness is a state of mind.

..Complete NO-No's!

Absolutely do not..
Fart during dinner .....especially during the first date!

Save am for a heated argument later in the relationship...

....comment that U hate mother-in-laws and then ask how her mom's doing...

...ask if she knows the best medicine for Ascaris...

and add that "I've tried everything..

"
....during dinner... continually look at her plate and keep asking "ARE YA GONNA EAT THAT?"
...on the way to the movie..drive like a maniac, overtake an ambulance..and then give the driver a finger for honking the horn!

.....take your shoes off especially when U know your feet na CODE RED on the smellometer!

....tell her U were late coming on the date because U were doing your sister a favor by babysitting...and then show her a loaded diaper as proof!

.......make I return wiff more abi E don do?

Pa

pebbles · 05-05-2003, 09:25 PM

would someone please move this back to the main forum, don't know y it's moved here. This thread is not about fashion.

pebbles · 05-05-2003, 09:27 PM

lol

Quote:

Originally posted by PaJ

..Complete NO-No's! Absolutely do not..
Fart during dinner .....especially during the first date! Save am for a heated argument later in the relationship...
....comment that U hate mother-in-laws and then ask how her mom's doing...
...ask if she knows the best medicine for Ascaris... and add that "I've tried everything.. "
....during dinner... continually look at her plate and keep asking "ARE YA GONNA EAT THAT?"
...on the way to the movie..drive like a maniac, overtake an ambulance..and then give the driver a finger for honking the horn!
.....take your shoes off especially when U know your feet na CODE RED on the smellometer!

....tell her U were late coming on the date because U were doing your sister a favor by babysitting...and then show her a loaded diaper as proof!

.......make I return wiff more abi E don do?

Pa

PaJ · 05-05-2003, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pebbles
would someone please move this back to the main forum, don't know y it's moved here. This thread is not about fashion.

...I like when U get angry!

Pa

Giftiek8 · 05-05-2003, 11:32 PM

Good advice!!!

**BlakByuty** · 05-06-2003, 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Giftiek8
Good advice!!!

I second that.

**HypeChic365** · 05-06-2003, 10:37 AM

Hmmmmmmm.........

Lefty · 05-06-2003, 10:48 AM

Noted!!

La belle · 05-07-2003, 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pebbles
You may know what clothes to wear to increase your sex appeal. You may have even mastered the art of making sexy remarks. But do you know what you should avoid doing if you're trying to turn someone on? If not, we've made a cheat sheet that fits inside purses and pockets. When trying to appear sexy, don't:

Bite your nails.

Eat food fast and furiously.

Pick your nose or face.

Scratch your body. It will seem like you have a rash.

Flip your hair excessively.

Sweat.

Chew with your mouth open.

Talk about your dream wedding.

Talk about your dream man/woman.

Talk about how much you hate your job or life.

Talk too much about yourself.

Make generalized comments about the opposite sex.

Burp.

Spit while talking.

Invade other's personal space.

Insult another person's clothing, job or friends.

Ignore the object of your affection.

Wear clothes you aren't comfortable in. Others will sense your discomfort.

Talk negatively about yourself.

Talk about your weight.

Come on too strong too fast.

Fidget.

Get so drunk that you make a fool of yourself.

Become overly emotional.

Monopolize the conversation.
And the best way to be sexy: Truly believe you are sexy. Sexiness is a state of mind.

.

misteeq · 05-09-2003, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pebbles
would someone please move this back to the main forum, don't know y it's moved here. This thread is not about fashion.

what is about then?

tweetyree · 05-17-2003, 07:16 PM

Nice one

Crystal_loco · 05-18-2003, 01:48 AM

dey haf to mof it to relshonship forum

05-05-2003, 11:32 PM	#6 (permalink)
Giftiek8 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: TreasureIsland Posts: 319 Points: 207.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 207.00 Donate Rep Power: 20	Good advice!!! __________________ The only thing special about you is ME!! ___________________________________ He took me on long walks to places where butterflies rest easy ...... The rain was falling slowly and freely and blinding my eyes and I could not see.... He became my voodoo priest and I his faithful concubine..... Wide Open Wide the mistake was made, Love slipped from my lips, dripped down my chin, and landed in his lap, and us became brand new....... *LOVE RAINS.......

05-06-2003, 10:37 AM	#8 (permalink)
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