"She walked into the bar

[Boss]

dressed in a skirt suit...tall blonde thing with the nicest legs Albert has seen in a while. Despite her being almost half his age, he couldn't care...she looked liked another piece of meat for the old boy to pound.

But he didn't act like he was paying attention to the sexy thing at the bar. He still went on with his boys on his tirade about how "Tony Stewart aint shit".

But he couldnt help look up a couple of times and notice she was staring at him...each time they caught each other's eyes...a forced smile came on her face as he turned away. He read it as she wanting him to come over, so he did.

Connie kept staring at him, looking at similarities...nothing so far...looked like an old gruffy greasy Texas boy she had heard of. She was contemplating going over but he in high tempo arguing with a bunch of other gruffy dudes didnt seem like a good idea...hopefully he can pick up from her body language and come over...he did...good.

'Hey baby, how we doing tonight?'
'Umm..you...are...'
'Albert...call me Al'
'Al....'
'Montgomery...Al Fester Montgomery's the name' he said extending his hand for a handshake
'May I see your I.D?'

He laughed 'You're one of those unconvicing types huh? Ok then' he gave her his driving license

'And what's your name doll?'
'Connie...'she said staring at the license 'Connie Dougherty'...she said again looking up with a quick glance, hoping the last name rang a bell in his head...from his expression...it didn't.

'And may I call u Connie'
'Yes...*garble*...daughter'

Al couldn't hear all that...the Jack Daniel was starting to mess up his head...so he tried picking the few words he could 'Yes, afterall I'm old enough to be your daughter'...he assumed.

'Come on baby, we both adults, can't we have an intelligible conversation?'
She looked clueless at him 'I don't know what you are saying, I'm saying my name is Connie Dougherty...and I'm your daughter'

Now, he really thought the Jack Daniel was kicking in...'Whatchumasay?'

She handed him a black & white picture...it was him and his old love from 25 years back...Mary Ann Dougherty...striking resemblance to Connie...that's what made his eyes gaze on her for so long...but to this...he had only one legible response...

'Somafabitch...Shiit'

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