funny but very akward

slowstyle · 07-24-2008, 12:04 AM

check this...

yesterday i was at the gym and this older lady starts talking to me randomly about her daughter. she tells me how she wants to do this and that and maybe i can help her. then she starts talking about her daughter is so smart, great at singing and poetry. i'm like... u must have a wonderful daughter ma'am.

she says, oh yea. then she proceeds to tell me how fine the girl is. caramel complexion and hair, good figure and what not. She says the guys go crazy over her. THEN, she tells me the girl is a virgin and very special?!? i'm like okaaay... is this lady tryna pimp her daughter? THEN, she calls her daughter's cell right in front of me and tells me to speak with her! she just gives me the phone and takes off telling me to find her when i'm done!?!

so i get on the phone and this girl sounds real young! i have a quick convo and get back to her mama. she then tells me the girl is only 16?!? WHAT!

now whats the reasoning behind this madness? i'm always down to help out but that was kinda freaky. mann... i was just waiting for the dateline crew to pop up.

**Omodudu** · 07-24-2008, 12:34 AM

Boss · 07-24-2008, 12:53 AM

ehh...and the problem is?

slowstyle · 07-24-2008, 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Boss

ehh...and the problem is?

how's ya mama gonna pimp u like that? i'm in my mid 20's and she's 16?!? but seriously, is it necessary for her to tell me all that info bout how fine she is and the fact that she is a virgin? the girl is 16! what am i gonna do with that info?

**Floresse8501** · 07-24-2008, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by slowstyle

how's ya mama gonna pimp u like that? i'm in my mid 20's and she's 16?!? but seriously, is it necessary for her to tell me all that info bout how fine she is and the fact that she is a virgin? the girl is 16! what am i gonna do with that info?

Well said ...wow what an encounter and convo..the mother is prolly looking for a guy for her little girl..sorta awkward....Then again its Acirema anything goes...

SweetAma · 07-24-2008, 07:00 AM

slowstyle · 07-24-2008, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by SweetAma

i feel ya.

what is this lady tryna set me up?

Boss · 07-24-2008, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by slowstyle

how's ya mama gonna pimp u like that? i'm in my mid 20's and she's 16?!? but seriously, is it necessary for her to tell me all that info bout how fine she is and the fact that she is a virgin? the girl is 16! what am i gonna do with that info?

Wetin be ma concern? Just wrap it up and happy sailing Cap'n.

wetin be the age of consent for TX?

slowstyle · 07-24-2008, 08:02 AM

18. but not concerned with that. ima christian.

FIE · 07-24-2008, 08:15 AM

I think she's working with dateline's to catch a predator. So tell the truth, who have you been chatting with online

slowstyle · 07-24-2008, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by FIE

I think she's working with dateline's to catch a predator. So tell the truth, who have you been chatting with online

lol.. thas what i'm sayin. i'm clean.

SweetAma · 07-25-2008, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by FIE

I think she's working with dateline's to catch a predator. So tell the truth, who have you been chatting with online

eby187 · 07-25-2008, 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by slowstyle

18. but not concerned with that. ima christian.

dont know y, but i found your statement sexy.

cos it's a rare statement from a dude these days...

Luvvie · 07-25-2008, 06:24 AM

LMAO!! The girl was definitely getting pimped. Thats a mess. Bless her heart

**NaijaCandy** · 07-31-2008, 04:10 AM

The mum wants you for herself.. don't get it twisted. You sound decent sha.. 16 is too young

07-24-2008, 12:04 AM	#1 (permalink)
slowstyle Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 703 Points: 9,537.50 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 9,537.50 Donate Rep Power: 128229	funny but very akward check this... yesterday i was at the gym and this older lady starts talking to me randomly about her daughter. she tells me how she wants to do this and that and maybe i can help her. then she starts talking about her daughter is so smart, great at singing and poetry. i'm like... u must have a wonderful daughter ma'am. she says, oh yea. then she proceeds to tell me how fine the girl is. caramel complexion and hair, good figure and what not. She says the guys go crazy over her. THEN, she tells me the girl is a virgin and very special?!? i'm like okaaay... is this lady tryna pimp her daughter? THEN, she calls her daughter's cell right in front of me and tells me to speak with her! she just gives me the phone and takes off telling me to find her when i'm done!?! so i get on the phone and this girl sounds real young! i have a quick convo and get back to her mama. she then tells me the girl is only 16?!? WHAT! now whats the reasoning behind this madness? i'm always down to help out but that was kinda freaky. mann... i was just waiting for the dateline crew to pop up. __________________ Drive slow homie Those who do right will be in the minority, but to obey God is more important than to obey people (Acts 5:29)

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slowstyle Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 703 Points: 9,537.50 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 9,537.50 Donate Rep Power: 128229	18. but not concerned with that. ima christian. __________________ Drive slow homie Those who do right will be in the minority, but to obey God is more important than to obey people (Acts 5:29)

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Luvvie Registered User Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 7 Points: 1,197.70 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 1,197.70 Donate Rep Power: 0	LMAO!! The girl was definitely getting pimped. Thats a mess. Bless her heart __________________ http://liffy.blogspot.com I'm awesomely random

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FIE Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 3,962 Points: 48,298.75 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 48,298.75 Donate Rep Power: 21474864	I think she's working with dateline's to catch a predator. So tell the truth, who have you been chatting with online

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NaijaCandy Playette Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: PRIVILEGED Posts: 3,750 Points: 1,029.25 Bank: 4,064.33 Total Points: 5,093.58 Donate Rep Power: 214786	The mum wants you for herself.. don't get it twisted. You sound decent sha.. 16 is too young __________________ Utmost Respected Yes, I too am saving myself for Ariya.. so go waste your hot breath on some altoids..

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