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...since this thread is closed to all but the participants, are we waiving the voir dire session? Will this case be decided by the esteemed bench, or by a jury of our polls?
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You should still show what your evidence is.
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..okay, i'm going to skip the grand jury part and launch into my opening statement.
Esteemed judges, I bring before you today, a case that threatens the very foundation on which e-relationships are built. That foundation is trust. I contend that the defendant, DupreeJohnson, henceforth referred to as DJ, violated that trust for his own personal monetary gain. I will show that DJ lied about his intentions (fraud),took control of an identity he no longer owned (identity theft), unlawfully took possession of the wealth of said identity (grand larceny) and illegally transferred said wealth to a separate identity in an effort to hide his ill-gains (money laundering). I will do this by establishing, via sworn testimony of witnesses and physical evidence, the sequence of events that led to crimes in question, and by the end there will be no doubt as to what actually happened.
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The state enters into evidence, Exhibit A: The original string of pm's btw maestro and the plaintiff establishing the commision of a crime.
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Esteemed Judges, i'd like us to keep an open mind and pay attention to the evidence. there is absolutely no way the prosecutor can prove my client is guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. The evidence is petty at best with more of it pointing against the plaintiff Premium Ninja henceforth refered to as PN
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...the state enters into evidence, Exhibit B: A pm from the id, hotpepper, to admin maestro asking for that account to be deleted. This pm was sent while hotpepper was under the control of DJ, and was intended to clear any traces of his wrongdoing.
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...i humbly request that defense counsel stay silent while i state the State's case.
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The state enters into evidence, Exhibit C: A pm exchange btw DJ and Chief Justice Bubus, in which he accepts guilt and shows no remorse. Since the Chief Justice is in effect a NotaRy public, it is the state's argument that this be viewed as a de-facto confession.
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The state enters into evidence, Exhibits D and E: PM's sent to Premium Ninja (PN) by DJ, after the fact, in which he acknowledges return of control of said accounts and tells PN to 'stop crying'. In order to return control, you must first have had it. The State views this as further admission of guilt on the part of DJ
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The state enters into evidence, Exhibit F: A screenshot showing the financial transactions of DJ, PN and the contested ID Hotpepper. Note the huge amount of money that left Hotpepper's CP and the huge amount of money that entered DJ's. The state needs DJ to account for this. How did he get 1.2billon Vb out of nowhere, while 1.2billion Vb mysteriously disappeared from Hotpepper? Once again, where did DJ get 1.2billion Vb from?? Was he selling pepper in the market? If so, the State needs to see a receipt.
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