...Household Medicare Tips!

[PaJ]

......una don sabi sey a few household materials fit cure a few 'personal' issues?Seriously!like a few I heard:

1.Mayonnaise dey kill lice(No wonder Chenna dey scrape am from im BurkerKing samwich save am take home to 'apply'!)
2.Coke(as in CocaCola..before BEAUTY begin drool now!) dey comot oil wey drip from moto from ya driveway!
3.Jello (boiled in water) dey cure stinky feet......the only problem na sey Ijebus like Modizel no dey gree troway am afterwards...no to take am chase down the next Amala meal!
4.For women wey dey receive flowers(and I mean real ones and not Plastic Flawa wey Nnabros dey send KandiGal!) if U pour 7-Up instead of wata di ting go survive longer!
5.Puffy eyelides?Try Preparation H!I guess becos both yansh-hole and eyelids dey get tender tissues the effects na the same....but if na the last few drops remain try to do the eye first before the yansh incase U get crabs O!
6.Regular old Pepsi dey clean moto battery......but abeg make pesin tell SOULBRODA sey na to 'apply' am before and not after it's passed through the intestines!*
7.Fresh Tomato dey heal cuts.....but if dat one happen to U while snorkeling amongst Sharks for Lagoon U might as well douse yasef with Maggi and Curry to boot!
8.Dem sey Tampons are good for soaping up spilled Liquor.....would that be the ones with or without wings...abeg...Oga DanteChaut...expantiate!
9.Sugar dey good to cool down burnt tongue.......but when austerity nak Allah na to fashi the idea!
10.and finally.....a half glass of Gulder has been known to calm down BelleAche in small pikins dem........something we all know Minx has grown addicted to over the years!


Pa

add yours..
*Peeing!

[Beauty]

Paj i wanna marry u!

[PaJ]

Originally posted by Beauty
Paj i wanna marry u!

..for real?For love abi U dey look for Greencard?

Pa

[Beauty]

Originally posted by PaJ

..for real?For love abi U dey look for Greencard?

Pa

For real. i am a citizen

[PaJ]

Originally posted by Beauty


For real. i am a citizen

...OF RWANDA! we know that!U sabi cook?I mean...anything besides 404?

Pa

[Beauty]

Originally posted by PaJ


...OF RWANDA! we know that!U sabi cook?I mean...anything besides 404?

Pa

does it marra?.......Rwanda, Afghanistan....i be cirizin for all dem countries

and yes i sabi cook well well o.....if u chop my cookin walahi, u go chop ya fingerz comot!

ask Bikes

i go pamper u like a baby,and treat u like what u really are



a KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Orege]

Bull S***

[PaJ]

Originally posted by orege
Bull S***

No be wata wey snail don carry baff U dey take wash yansh when U get BOIL 'down there'?

Pa

[ewucanbeer]

Originally posted by Beauty
Paj i wanna marry u!

You are too young

[Beauty]

Originally posted by PaJ

No be wata wey snail don carry baff U dey take wash yansh when U get BOIL 'down there'?

Pa

no min' Orege, she mad cos u din include her name up dia!

Paj, abeg kpafuka ha name somewia make we hia word o!

[Beauty]

Originally posted by ewucanbeer


You are too young

for the 12th tyme, NO, i dont want to marry u....u dont tickle my fonce exacle and being "40ish" doesn't help either!.....so dont try to ruin some one's thanksgiving diner

[PaJ]

Originally posted by Beauty


no min' Orege, she mad cos u din include her name up dia!

Paj, abeg kpafuka ha name somewia make we hia word o!

.........na di second time she go vex me be dat!first time na when I use motto-tire splash am wata for roadside in Bariga!
...now..back at the ranch...I reviewed ya 'request' and E get a few blemishes U need to explain for yua record...FYI it takes a village to accept a wife where I'm from and the elders brought these back from the Sooth-see-er:
1.Would U be using ya cow-tackling techniques within the household enitime U enta argument wiff 'Im Royal Highnis'?
2.There's something "fishy" about ya body odour....please explain!
3.and thirdly...name three ways U plan to resist fighting for the remote control wiff ya Hussy when ya favorite Soap clashes with when im dey watch the Super Eagles play!


Pa

[Beauty]

Originally posted by PaJ

.........na di second time she go vex me be dat!first time na when I use motto-tire splash am wata for roadside in Bariga!
...now..back at the ranch...I reviewed ya 'request' and E get a few blemishes U need to explain for yua record...FYI it takes a village to accept a wife where I'm from and the elders brought these back from the Sooth-see-er:
1.Would U be using ya cow-tackling techniques within the household enitime U enta argument wiff 'Im Royal Highnis'?
2.There's something "fishy" about ya body odour....please explain!
3.and thirdly...name three ways U plan to resist fighting for the remote control wiff ya Hussy when ya favorite Soap clashes with when im dey watch the Super Eagles play!


Pa

abeg no min' the child ojare....tho she be my birthday mate{wich i love her for}.....but she has no right to talk to a whole u like that o.....orege...kneel and apologize now now!


Paj, so when are u blokin the city again?.....this weekend?

[Beauty]

Originally posted by PaJ

.........na di second time she go vex me be dat!first time na when I use motto-tire splash am wata for roadside in Bariga!
...now..back at the ranch...I reviewed ya 'request' and E get a few blemishes U need to explain for yua record...FYI it takes a village to accept a wife where I'm from and the elders brought these back from the Sooth-see-er:
1.Would U be using ya cow-tackling techniques within the household enitime U enta argument wiff 'Im Royal Highnis'?
2.There's something "fishy" about ya body odour....please explain!
3.and thirdly...name three ways U plan to resist fighting for the remote control wiff ya Hussy when ya favorite Soap clashes with when im dey watch the Super Eagles play!


Pa

i will be a dumbblonded wife

[ewucanbeer]

Originally posted by Beauty


for the 12th tyme, NO, i dont want to marry u....u dont tickle my fonce exacle and being "40ish" doesn't help either!.....so dont try to ruin some one's thanksgiving diner

If you are keeping count, it then means I am making head way. Afterall, Anna-Nicole Smith married a 96 year old.