Alhaja's Luck And Alhaji's Contentions

alhajibabasheri · 09-24-2007, 07:06 AM

Alhaja's Luck And Alhaji's Contentions

Alhaja, I know it's crap but at least it's jellin'
In any case you can guess what I'm proposin'
Oh if you fall asleep I'll assume you're agreein'
Let me start first by tellin' you this
You're the only one who can bring me bliss
If you don't throw out my LUDO board game
Oh you're a great cook I must say
Surely the best I've seen from agege to shomolu bariga
From maiduguri to North Carolina
Thanks to you I no longer have to pay
To get myself some great tasting abula
By just grantin' me this marital status
No matter how far I have to travel
Or how many suitors I have to battle
I'm determined to make you my damsel
Tell me would it help if I grovel

Alhaja love, I'm not the type with lots of WURA and FADAKA
But we don't need that for life's game of doubles
And though I may not have the deepest money safe
I think I'll make enough to pay for your facials
Whatever you say I will obey
For whatever reason our paths did collide
A good life to you I'll forever provide
So feel no worry in being my bride
Money-back guarantee if you're not satisfied
Only valid if still within warranty period
In whichever country our home may belong
If people were to know you as Mrs Olowolaiyemo Omo Eko
Our road ahead will surely have troubles
We must expect our fair share of struggles
But if your love or interest in me ever dwindles
If ever my heart should one day stray
If ever my should betray
Then mark the words that I now say
Let my vital parts shrink and shrivel away
Saying no would cut like a knife
And bring upon me untold strife
So if you should refuse to be my wife
I'll keep bugging you for the rest of my life
And now you've heard my humble plea
I kneel nervously in wait of your decree
So what do you say?

Please

Please

Will you marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Will you marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Will you marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Damm, i can't get it out

Next time

Maybe next time..................

alhaji

Misty · 10-15-2007, 04:21 PM

buhahaha..what is going on here?

very funny ending tho.

DCExplorer · 10-16-2007, 01:01 AM

this will make a good anthem for PWAN

Barron Hertzog · 10-17-2007, 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misty

buhahaha..what is going on here?

very funny ending tho.

Love, adoration, premonitions, contentions and cold feet.

-BH

Misty · 10-17-2007, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DCExplorer

this will make a good anthem for PWAN

Barron Hertzog · 10-19-2007, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DCExplorer

this will make a good anthem for PWAN

Alakori

-BH

Laydee-B · 10-20-2007, 02:17 AM

Just do it !!

Murewa · 10-21-2007, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barron Hertzog

Alakori

-BH

:axe: ARSEHOLEEEEEEE!!

YOU SUCK

Barron Hertzog · 10-21-2007, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Murewa

:axe: ARSEHOLEEEEEEE!!

YOU SUCK

Kilode now??

-BH

Murewa · 10-21-2007, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barron Hertzog

Kilode now??

-BH

dont even try and act all innocent and wat not

bloody hill is wrong wiff u... :axe:

Indecent Omaricha · 10-21-2007, 11:36 PM

na wa o...BH dat na u 4 ya avvy?

alhajibabasheri · 10-22-2007, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Murewa

dont even try and act all innocent and wat not

bloody hill is wrong wiff u... :axe:

lol. Wetin BH do you?

@ Indecent Omaricha, that's homeboy.

alhaji

Murewa · 10-23-2007, 07:41 PM

wodeva

Barron Hertzog · 10-23-2007, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alhajibabasheri

lol. Wetin BH do you?

@ Indecent Omaricha, that's homeboy.

alhaji

Don't mind her jare

-BH

aurora · 11-16-2007, 08:58 AM

...deadest @ wura and fadaka and facials.

09-24-2007, 07:06 AM	#1 (permalink)
alhajibabasheri Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Fort Elafon Posts: 3,356 Points: 26,710.25 Bank: 1.90 Total Points: 26,712.15 Donate Rep Power: 21474860	Alhaja's Luck And Alhaji's Contentions Alhaja's Luck And Alhaji's Contentions Alhaja, I know it's crap but at least it's jellin' In any case you can guess what I'm proposin' Oh if you fall asleep I'll assume you're agreein' Let me start first by tellin' you this You're the only one who can bring me bliss If you don't throw out my LUDO board game Oh you're a great cook I must say Surely the best I've seen from agege to shomolu bariga From maiduguri to North Carolina Thanks to you I no longer have to pay To get myself some great tasting abula By just grantin' me this marital status No matter how far I have to travel Or how many suitors I have to battle I'm determined to make you my damsel Tell me would it help if I grovel Alhaja love, I'm not the type with lots of WURA and FADAKA But we don't need that for life's game of doubles And though I may not have the deepest money safe I think I'll make enough to pay for your facials Whatever you say I will obey For whatever reason our paths did collide A good life to you I'll forever provide So feel no worry in being my bride Money-back guarantee if you're not satisfied Only valid if still within warranty period In whichever country our home may belong If people were to know you as Mrs Olowolaiyemo Omo Eko Our road ahead will surely have troubles We must expect our fair share of struggles But if your love or interest in me ever dwindles If ever my heart should one day stray If ever my should betray Then mark the words that I now say Let my vital parts shrink and shrivel away Saying no would cut like a knife And bring upon me untold strife So if you should refuse to be my wife I'll keep bugging you for the rest of my life And now you've heard my humble plea I kneel nervously in wait of your decree So what do you say? Please Please Will you marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Will you marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Will you marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Damm, i can't get it out Next time Maybe next time.................. alhaji __________________ ::::member: eko group:::: Naija Bloggers Ring :: alhaji's Groove "El Toro Negro Alhaji's Groove "El Toro Negro" Happy Lagosian Abuja Thieves Crooks And Liars Network

10-15-2007, 04:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
Misty PH Lady Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: NR Posts: 41,837 Points: 99,570.00 Bank: 82,032,941,144.26 Total Points: 82,033,040,714.26 Donate Rep Power: 21474933	buhahaha..what is going on here? very funny ending tho. Last edited by Misty; 10-15-2007 at 04:25 PM..

10-20-2007, 02:17 AM	#7 (permalink)
Laydee-B Moderator Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 8,010 Points: 54,010.25 Bank: 5,000,207.13 Total Points: 5,054,217.38 Donate Rep Power: 1732215	Just do it !! __________________ *What you looking at? I ain't no Mirror!*

10-23-2007, 07:41 PM	#13 (permalink)
Murewa Veteran Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: in my avatar Posts: 20,416 Points: 296,130.97 Bank: 94,145,056,213.73 Total Points: 94,145,352,344.70 Donate Rep Power: 21474896	wodeva __________________ "Riro ni te'yan, Sese ni to'loun" ... "Man proposes, God disposes" "Monkey yato si Chimpanzee" Some Facts: I totally LOVE me some Rajon R, Dwayne J, Dwight H, T.I. and Chrisette M I will marry them in a heart beat! that's how serious the obsession is

11-16-2007, 08:58 AM	#15 (permalink)
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