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**Ebeezy** · 07-13-2007, 09:50 PM

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BlueBeauty · 07-14-2007, 02:14 AM

whats the point?

you still have to log in to post.

palmwine · 07-16-2007, 06:32 PM

**tomapep** · 12-08-2007, 05:20 PM

muyai · 11-25-2009, 12:48 PM

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

01-06-2011, 06:21 PM

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07-03-2007, 09:55 PM	#16 (permalink)
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07-04-2007, 07:14 AM	#17 (permalink)
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07-13-2007, 09:50 PM	#20 (permalink)
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07-14-2007, 02:14 AM	#21 (permalink)
BlueBeauty Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: oblivion Posts: 4,635 Points: 3,600.00 Bank: 1,283,790.94 Total Points: 1,287,390.95 Donate Rep Power: 5603133	whats the point? you still have to log in to post. __________________ As the river choose his path, though the river's proud and strong, He will choose the smoothest course _ That's why rivers live so long. They're steady~ as the steady beating drums.

07-16-2007, 06:32 PM	#22 (permalink)
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12-08-2007, 05:20 PM	#23 (permalink)
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11-25-2009, 12:48 PM	#24 (permalink)
muyai Registered User Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 2 Points: 310.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 310.00 Donate Rep Power: 0	ENOUGHT! TIME 4 FUN hehe 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" __________________ Devis mutuelle familiale des cheminots fr \| Devis mutuelle familial vauban

01-06-2011, 06:21 PM	#25 (permalink)
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