How to get a Naija girl in bed- A woman's side of the tale. - Page 2

**Aunty Ibo_made** · 05-21-2002, 04:25 PM

yep Schillachi, that's all you can do now.

Quote:

Originally posted by ICN
juss use ya leg.

**Agent MI-5** · 05-24-2002, 01:35 AM

You see what i mean by saying i will be keeping a close eye on you.

Quote:

Originally posted by Ibo_made
First of all bushboy, you deserve your name...but secondly, let me tell you a few things...yes some of us Naija babes try to make it hard for una...but ok lets flip the script. While you are there making and cracking strategy, here are some things you neglected.

Originally posted by byshboy with additions from Ibo_made
How to get a naija girl in bed!!
My last post 'naija girls and sex: a candid expose' made a lot of you guys mad. But I noticed a lot of you guys were kinds curious as to how i seem to have so much success with naija babes.
the truth is anyone can do it (maybe not anyone)...here are my best secrets gauranteed to have naija legs spread!!!

1. Play sports: I played college soccer...so that helped. To a naija girl it's like sleeping with their own personal kanu or jay-jay

okay I don't even know what kanu or jay-jay is but a respectful Naija babe will not go to bed with a man who looks 8 months pregnant. So do what you gotta do to keep in shape. and vice versa

2. Look yankee act naija: I noticed a lot of naija girls like that yankee music video look (i guess it's from watching TV in naija). It's all about balance...you should LOOK yankee but be sure to ACT and TALK like naija man.

its all in the perceived value my dear. Process of elimination. When them see good thing, na only good man go follow...as them say, to make money, you gotta spend money. to get rich, berra man, you gotta have da look too

3. Be direct: Naija girls are used to boys 'toating' them naija style and beating about the bush...you need to flip the script. tell her you think she's fine and sexy and you wanna holla. DONT RAMBLE...BE DIRECT!!

that's right...in this day in age, we are tired of weak ass lines...you will do berra being direct

4. Confuse her: While making it clear you want her you also gotta make it clear you have other options. Talk about other girls from time to time. it will keep them on their toes and help you get between the thighs faster.

what makes you think this is also not the perfect situation for me/us?

5. Touch: Dont be shy about touching!!...go for it...hold her hand, put your arms around her...pull her close...all that touching will soon lead to.............

I like to be held...if it means remaining in my naivete to get the good holding, RIGHT ON BROTHER!!!!

6. kissing: Dont wait too long or you'll ruin a 'fast hit'. when she's ready to be kissed..trust me...you'll know!!...don't hesitate!!

not with that bad breath brother.....buy 2 bottles of listerine first...I will continue to wait in my naivete till you don clean that mouff finish...don't buy the one with mint cause your breath seems to need the full effect of the bitterness for counteraction.

7. foreplay: Naija girls seem to have extra nerves in their thighs...stroke them and the legs will open faster that a seven-eleven!!

my personal favorite.....got me to laugh so hard, I probably cracked a rib....I no go lie sha...that na sensitive spot and if you fit stroke am well, I will pretend more to get more satisfaction .

8. Handle ya bizznezz: From here on out...it's on you boy!! I got you this far...now do me proud!!!

Now would that be a large or extra large condom please? otherwise, HERE'S DA DOOR MA BROTHER!!!

any other brother wanna tell us say dem get style?

**Aunty Ibo_made** · 05-24-2002, 03:38 AM

um...i don't get it.

Quote:

Originally posted by Agent MI-5
You see what i mean by saying i will be keeping a close eye on you.

**Schillachi** · 05-24-2002, 05:13 AM

Quote:

your girlfriend already told me she is trying real hard at exercises to close the deep hole.

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yep Schillachi, that's all you can do now.

Babygirl.... U neva come across bobo like me. I no be like dem smesme guys wey u dey mess with for Cali. Suffice it to say my chinese name be "hung too low".. If I run up in your ass once, it will take a team of surgeons to put it back in shape..

Lanju · 05-24-2002, 05:09 PM

Buy a Mercedes, preferably S class coupe or BMW M3 series.

Wear ya brocade, a.k.a suga daddy style

put a wad of 'foriegn exchange' in ya pocket

when u dey rap the babe, display the money................................

carry am go chop chicken and chips with odeku.......

afterall no be sugadaddies dey sleep with babes on the 1st date?

**Aunty Ibo_made** · 05-24-2002, 06:04 PM

don't flatter yourself...you'll never get the privilege.

now sit your ass down and lets hear word.....let someone else blow your horn.

Quote:

Originally posted by Schillachi

Babygirl.... U neva come across bobo like me. I no be like dem smesme guys wey u dey mess with for Cali. Suffice it to say my chinese name be "hung too low".. If I run up in your ass once, it will take a team of surgeons to put it back in shape..

**ewucanbeer** · 05-24-2002, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Schillachi

If I run up in your ass once, it will take a team of surgeons to put it back in shape..

That means you are not getting some becos all the girls will be in the hospital.

jayboy · 05-25-2002, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Schillachi

X large condom for xlarge toto shey?

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Xlarge no dey 4 toto b/cos toto na toto and e dey like rubber.It all depends on the size of ur georgybalacurve wey u dey
slut in

**Agent MI-5** · 05-31-2002, 09:38 AM

Don't worry stay tuned.

Quote:

Originally posted by Ibo_made
um...i don't get it.

**Aunty Ibo_made** · 06-01-2002, 12:16 AM

goodness grief!

Quote:

Originally posted by jayboy

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Xlarge no dey 4 toto b/cos toto na toto and e dey like rubber.It all depends on the size of ur georgybalacurve wey u dey
slut in

**Schillachi** · 06-01-2002, 05:22 AM

Quote:

don't flatter yourself...you'll never get the privilege.

now sit your ass down and lets hear word.....let someone else blow your

hmmm.... Believe me girl, running up in ur ass won't be a privilege, It'll be charity work...

.... outta the goodness of my heart....

I still got nothing but love for you though...

jayboy · 06-01-2002, 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ibo_made
goodness grief!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Waoh!

Uncle Sunday · 01-16-2008, 03:45 AM

Sir_Nut_Alot · 08-21-2010, 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aunty Ibo_made

First of all bushboy, you deserve your name...but secondly, let me tell you a few things...yes some of us Naija babes try to make it hard for una...but ok lets flip the script. While you are there making and cracking strategy, here are some things you neglected.

Originally posted by byshboy with additions from Ibo_made
How to get a naija girl in bed!!
My last post 'naija girls and sex: a candid expose' made a lot of you guys mad. But I noticed a lot of you guys were kinds curious as to how i seem to have so much success with naija babes.
the truth is anyone can do it (maybe not anyone)...here are my best secrets gauranteed to have naija legs spread!!!

1. Play sports: I played college soccer...so that helped. To a naija girl it's like sleeping with their own personal kanu or jay-jay

okay I don't even know what kanu or jay-jay is but a respectful Naija babe will not go to bed with a man who looks 8 months pregnant. So do what you gotta do to keep in shape. and vice versa

2. Look yankee act naija: I noticed a lot of naija girls like that yankee music video look (i guess it's from watching TV in naija). It's all about balance...you should LOOK yankee but be sure to ACT and TALK like naija man.

its all in the perceived value my dear. Process of elimination. When them see good thing, na only good man go follow...as them say, to make money, you gotta spend money. to get rich, berra man, you gotta have da look too

3. Be direct: Naija girls are used to boys 'toating' them naija style and beating about the bush...you need to flip the script. tell her you think she's fine and sexy and you wanna holla. DONT RAMBLE...BE DIRECT!!

that's right...in this day in age, we are tired of weak ass lines...you will do berra being direct

4. Confuse her: While making it clear you want her you also gotta make it clear you have other options. Talk about other girls from time to time. it will keep them on their toes and help you get between the thighs faster.

what makes you think this is also not the perfect situation for me/us?

5. Touch: Dont be shy about touching!!...go for it...hold her hand, put your arms around her...pull her close...all that touching will soon lead to.............

I like to be held...if it means remaining in my naivete to get the good holding, RIGHT ON BROTHER!!!!

6. kissing: Dont wait too long or you'll ruin a 'fast hit'. when she's ready to be kissed..trust me...you'll know!!...don't hesitate!!

not with that bad breath brother.....buy 2 bottles of listerine first...I will continue to wait in my naivete till you don clean that mouff finish...don't buy the one with mint cause your breath seems to need the full effect of the bitterness for counteraction.

7. foreplay: Naija girls seem to have extra nerves in their thighs...stroke them and the legs will open faster that a seven-eleven!!

my personal favorite.....got me to laugh so hard, I probably cracked a rib....I no go lie sha...that na sensitive spot and if you fit stroke am well, I will pretend more to get more satisfaction

.

8. Handle ya bizznezz: From here on out...it's on you boy!! I got you this far...now do me proud!!!

Now would that be a large or extra large condom please?

otherwise, HERE'S DA DOOR MA BROTHER!!!

any other brother wanna tell us say dem get style?

this is bull shit coming from ibo made, it's like a blind guy giving directions

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