The Official NaijaRyders Dictionary and Thesaurus - Page 5

faseda · 11-12-2005, 01:09 AM

Guruism - N

The art of creating a story or several stories so farfetched its authencity is either always in doubt by Older members of a community or the artist is held in high esteem by newbie members of the community.

E.g Guru is a Guru at Guruism.

I tried.

Kuluta - N

To lust after Adoloscent or prepubescent females.

e.g Bushboy wan kulata that im 13 year old neighbour oh.

Synonyms: Arinze

OREO · 11-12-2005, 01:13 AM

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Originally posted by nightrider
im pasting this from the chimaobi thread. they deleted my entry of tike2 on wikipedia

J-Mills
Pronounced (jay-milla)
Fat photoshop enhancing jock wannabe in denial
Can be found opening naÃ¯ve threads like â€œwhy does my weiner shake when I see girls, can cooties be transmitted? Will I get pregnant if she kisses me on the cheeks?, wait who gets pregnant again the girl or boyâ€¦.â€

And self hating threads like â€œI hate fat people, I am not fat I am buff, does this avatar make my lips look like fish face, some huge guy at the gym beat me up, some huge gay guy at the gym poked me in the â€¦â€

Likes: The avatar function, shorts, boys, lip gloss, photoshop, sports, â€œcome and do meâ€ type poses

Dislikes: Girls

Awards: nut house fastest drooler, fastest thinker (2 words per day)

Similar people: see also omonaija

LMAO< HOLY SHEIT

Devilsadvocate · 11-12-2005, 01:29 AM

Tike2 -N

1. A habitual delusional Drunk

2. A reckless alcohol binger; An ALcoholic Skunk

Ex. I pulled a Tike2 last night at the club, I was shitfaced when I got home.

Synonym: Drunk, Alcoholic

Tike - V
1. To binge excessively on alcohol

2. To get shitfaced. To be drunk beyond recognition.

Ex. Tyrone and the lady he went home with were both 'Tiked' out. It was so surreal, they had the car weaving all over the road!

Synonym: Fucked-up, SHitfaced, blasted, wasted.

dibia · 11-12-2005, 01:38 AM

One Naija! - n

1)Used after a blatantly tribal statement to camouflage author's true feelings and imply a solidarity that he obviously does not truly believe.

2) Used after an ethnic insult, to instigate a heated response.

Ex. usage:

"Yoruba girls have have some beautiful booties,...its a shame their faces never match up. One Naija!"....[exclamation mark after 'Naija' required.]

Synonyms, variations: 'Nigeria go survive', wazobia

Lanju · 11-12-2005, 01:41 AM

laffing my fat wrinkled arse off at this thread

11-12-2005, 01:43 AM

Babyluv-ing
To brws frm a cmptr whs kybrd is msing mst of its vowels while blabbing on and on about ugly shoes

faseda · 11-12-2005, 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nightrider
Babyluv-ing
To brws frm a cmptr whs kybrd is msing mst of its vowels while blabbing on and on about ugly shoes

DEAD!

Uncle Sunday · 11-12-2005, 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dibia
One Naija! - n

5Ha! You beat me to it!

faseda · 11-12-2005, 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dibia
One Naija! - n

1)Used after a blatantly tribal statement to camouflage author's true feelings and imply a solidarity that he obviously does not truly believe.

2) Used after an ethnic insult, to instigate a heated response.

Ex. usage:

"Yoruba girls have have some beautiful booties,...its a shame their faces never match up. One Naija!"....[exclamation mark after 'Naija' required.]

Synonyms, variations: 'Nigeria go survive', wazobia

Tucking Fribalist

dibia · 11-12-2005, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by faseda

Tucking Fribalist

One Naija!

**tike2u** · 11-12-2005, 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dibia
One Naija!

dibia, u r a good teacher. you just gave a definition and followed with illustration! big ups!

Lanju · 11-12-2005, 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nightrider
Babyluv-ing
To brws frm a cmptr whs kybrd is msing mst of its vowels while blabbing on and on about ugly shoes

*D.E.A.D*

Lanju · 11-12-2005, 01:52 AM

Blazing

use 'rolleyes' emoticons excessively

no time to type the ashewo bit

Devilsadvocate · 11-12-2005, 01:55 AM

Lanju - V

1. Posting of Old Medieval songs' links. Dropping of Songs that go as far back as when Shakespear met his first wife.

2. Dropping knowledge on someone about the history of Middle-age era artists.

Ex. It was funny watching DEE Money getting 'Lanjued' by some Ryders last week.

Synonym: Musically throwbacked.

Also see.

Lanju - N

A Classical Medieval R$B Music Teacher.

Babyluvâ„¢ · 11-12-2005, 01:56 AM

LMAO... Uz lot don kolo

11-12-2005, 01:09 AM	#61 (permalink)
faseda Veteran Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 0 and 1 bit purgatory Posts: 17,705 Points: 22,213.60 Bank: 3,525,575.88 Total Points: 3,547,789.48 Donate Rep Power: 2663349	Guruism - N The art of creating a story or several stories so farfetched its authencity is either always in doubt by Older members of a community or the artist is held in high esteem by newbie members of the community. E.g Guru is a Guru at Guruism. I tried. Kuluta - N To lust after Adoloscent or prepubescent females. e.g Bushboy wan kulata that im 13 year old neighbour oh. Synonyms: Arinze __________________ ARiya's E-Boo since summer 2007....

11-12-2005, 01:29 AM	#63 (permalink)
Devilsadvocate The masculinist Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: 40/40 club with ThugQueen n Beyonce! Posts: 16,170 Points: 22,086.20 Bank: 3,774,834.47 Total Points: 3,796,920.67 Donate Rep Power: 4626171	Tike2 -N 1. A habitual delusional Drunk 2. A reckless alcohol binger; An ALcoholic Skunk Ex. I pulled a Tike2 last night at the club, I was shitfaced when I got home. Synonym: Drunk, Alcoholic Tike - V 1. To binge excessively on alcohol 2. To get shitfaced. To be drunk beyond recognition. Ex. Tyrone and the lady he went home with were both 'Tiked' out. It was so surreal, they had the car weaving all over the road! Synonym: Fucked-up, SHitfaced, blasted, wasted. __________________ You laugh at me because I'm different, but I laugh at you because youâ€™re all the same. We are the people our parents warned us about no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!" Feminism causes women to kill their husbands, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians

11-12-2005, 01:38 AM	#64 (permalink)
dibia Confirmed Sexist Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Off through the window, experiencing life Posts: 27,235 Points: 5,500.00 Bank: 15,511,645,322.73 Total Points: 15,511,650,822.73 Donate Rep Power: 21474909	One Naija! - n 1)Used after a blatantly tribal statement to camouflage author's true feelings and imply a solidarity that he obviously does not truly believe. 2) Used after an ethnic insult, to instigate a heated response. Ex. usage: "Yoruba girls have have some beautiful booties,...its a shame their faces never match up. One Naija!"....[exclamation mark after 'Naija' required.] Synonyms, variations: 'Nigeria go survive', wazobia __________________ The Devil made me do it the first time. The second time, I done it on my own. - Billy Joe Shaver www.nighttofly.com - support our naija film makers.

11-12-2005, 01:41 AM	#65 (permalink)
Lanju "RAZZOID OF NR" Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Baffing outside with Okpabio Posts: 28,043 Points: 406,030.15 Bank: 807,073,710.71 Total Points: 807,479,740.86 Donate Rep Power: 21474915	laffing my fat wrinkled arse off at this thread __________________ if you are going to put weave in your hair, please use human hair cos the synthetic fake plastic shit tastes wierd after hugging you

11-12-2005, 01:52 AM	#73 (permalink)
Lanju "RAZZOID OF NR" Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Baffing outside with Okpabio Posts: 28,043 Points: 406,030.15 Bank: 807,073,710.71 Total Points: 807,479,740.86 Donate Rep Power: 21474915	Blazing use 'rolleyes' emoticons excessively no time to type the ashewo bit __________________ if you are going to put weave in your hair, please use human hair cos the synthetic fake plastic shit tastes wierd after hugging you

11-12-2005, 01:43 AM	#66 (permalink)
nightrider Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Babyluv-ing To brws frm a cmptr whs kybrd is msing mst of its vowels while blabbing on and on about ugly shoes

11-12-2005, 01:55 AM	#74 (permalink)
Devilsadvocate The masculinist Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: 40/40 club with ThugQueen n Beyonce! Posts: 16,170 Points: 22,086.20 Bank: 3,774,834.47 Total Points: 3,796,920.67 Donate Rep Power: 4626171	Lanju - V 1. Posting of Old Medieval songs' links. Dropping of Songs that go as far back as when Shakespear met his first wife. 2. Dropping knowledge on someone about the history of Middle-age era artists. Ex. It was funny watching DEE Money getting 'Lanjued' by some Ryders last week. Synonym: Musically throwbacked. Also see. Lanju - N A Classical Medieval R$B Music Teacher. __________________ You laugh at me because I'm different, but I laugh at you because youâ€™re all the same. We are the people our parents warned us about no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!" Feminism causes women to kill their husbands, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians

11-12-2005, 01:56 AM	#75 (permalink)
Babyluvâ„¢ Official WIfey Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Winners villa Posts: 18,662 Points: 11,399.90 Bank: 1,112.24 Total Points: 12,512.14 Donate Rep Power: 722391	LMAO... Uz lot don kolo __________________ aiye nreti eleya mi oh... sugbon mi o ma gbeshe ran enikeni bodi oh... Punk ass double id's, thou shall not quote me! ____________________________ Babyluvâ„¢, dis Babyluvâ„¢ dat.. y dnt yall just stay d phuck outta my biz

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