The Official NaijaRyders Dictionary and Thesaurus

[Anygma]

Originally posted by nightrider
im pasting this from the chimaobi thread. they deleted my entry of tike2 on wikipedia



J-Mills
Pronounced (jay-milla)
Fat photoshop enhancing jock wannabe in denial
Can be found opening naïve threads like “why does my weiner shake when I see girls, can cooties be transmitted? Will I get pregnant if she kisses me on the cheeks?, wait who gets pregnant again the girl or boy….�

And self hating threads like “I hate fat people, I am not fat I am buff, does this avatar make my lips look like fish face, some huge guy at the gym beat me up, some huge gay guy at the gym poked me in the …�

Likes: The avatar function, shorts, boys, lip gloss, photoshop, sports, “come and do me� type poses

Dislikes: Girls

Awards: nut house fastest drooler, fastest thinker (2 words per day)

Similar people: see also omonaija

TKO!...u finish am. lol@fastest thinker.

[Sir Cristao]

Originally posted by African Athena
And stressed...

that too ..

[CB]

BAAHAHAHAAHAHHAA!

[lebussypet]

Originally posted by Anygma
NR wants to know why you changed your location ?

Buhahahahahahhhahahaha, like NR is heaven or white house that I'll be so intimidated or be fearful of to the extent of disclaiming where I am from.
See me see trouble oooo, this guy thought I changed ma location cos of peeps' 'disses'
Grow up jo, it's all fun plzzz, and FYI, I changed it just like anybody else.
Like who cares about other folks' opinions... I don't give a...'eti po to'


For u to think like that, I WILL DEFINE YOU AGAIN.

ANYGMA: Paranoid, Immature, Unreasonable

[Incest is Bad]

Originally posted by Uncle Sunday
Babygirl-v.
1. Two tell outlandish lie and runaway when questioned.

Example:
When Gladys told the wold she was pregnant by Julianna's boyfriend and ran away when she was questioned, it was quite obvious that she was babygirling and the whole thing was a farce.

Synonyms and varians: BabygirlAtL


Sir Cristao, I will make the correction.

bwahahahahahahaaaaaaaa... mo ti gbe! anwu o na mu oh!

[Anygma]

Originally posted by lebussypet
Buhahahahahahhhahahaha, like NR is heaven or white house that I'll be so intimidated or be fearful of to the extent of disclaiming where I am from.
See me see trouble oooo, this guy thought I changed ma location cos of peeps' 'disses'
Grow up jo, it's all fun plzzz, and FYI, I changed it just like anybody else.
Like who cares about other folks' opinions... I don't give a...'eti po to'


For u to think like that, I WILL DEFINE YOU AGAIN.

ANYGMA: Paranoid, Immature, Unreasonable

i see you're taking this personal ...lighten up, change your location back to what it was and rep your Cirry!

[dibia]

nice pics - p

1) Polite response when forced to view a jacked up picture.

2)Sarcastic response, used when afraid of causing drama, or right after you've given your life to Lord to avoid backsliding.

3)Kiss of death, signifying the overwhelming ugliness of said picture.

4)Honest answer when viewing a cute picture*


*...very rarely used.




Synonyms, variations: ugly, fugly, f**king ugly

Alternate phrase, same meaning:..."I can't believe you actually just posted that"

[Incest is Bad]

Incest Is Bad - V
1. To seek attention on the forum by all means possible. Attention whore'n

Example:

Many ryders dont like "incest-is badding" because it distracts from the main point of view.

Synonyms and variants: IIB, Incest is a Sin

[Optimist]

LOL @ whole thread

This is a classic !

[Uncle Sunday]

The HA System- p.

A system developed by Riversboy to make laughing more efficient and test the efficacy of an NR joke.

For example: A simple chuckle hahaha would translate as 3HA (pronounced "three-HA"). A very funny joke might elicit a hahahahahahaha or 7HA ("seven-ha")

[faseda]

ROTFLMAOOOOOO

funny ass thread.

Dibia ya mad....

[manilah]

classic thread! hehehehe..

[wakiki]

Originally posted by HMC
onloving-N.

1. bleached albino with black spots on face.

2. Igbo version of OJ simpson, likes to hang out with yanshless asian women.

Ex: Dolapo said she hated men looking "onloving", they just digust her they said.

Synonyms and Variants: UncleSunday(Onloving's doubleID)

Oh my god ,this is so mean girl

[Uncle Sunday]

cyber saint-n.

1. a confused entity, not quite sure of his or her own beliefs, gender or occupation, often characterized by dillusions of grandeur.

2. a charlatan.

3. One who claims poetry as his own until busted by Segmond

Known Synonyms and Variants: Idi-amin, Biafran Kommando, Luv Machine, Porn Star, *, Talmudic Sage, SexyNSerious (f)

Usage-
Example 1: Last week one cyber saint told Ijeoma that he had just completed medical school but yesterday he told her he was enrolled in Law school and yet today he is claiming to be an accomplished writer of novels.

Example 2: The male ryders salivated over the pictures of a hot new female ryder, until it was revealed he/she was a Cyber Saint. (see anygma)

[dupreejohnson]

OPFM

-adjective
-Short for 'One Post For Me', used in NRT(No Reply Threads) as a pity post due to the lack of replies. Also, used to gain an extra post at the expense of the thread starter to add to ones post count. At times used when a subject or reply deserves nothing else and is increased as dialogue is continued ie. OPFM, 2PFM, 3PFM, 4PFM, so on and so forth. It was orginal established by a former rider named dupreejohnson.