Summer grooming tips for the metrosexual

TRIZZLE · 05-06-2005, 07:16 AM

hhehehehehe...this was spawned off Yemoja's thread...This is for guys that ain't afraid to spend a lil time in the baffroom

Let's kick it off from the shower....

Soap - Believe it or not, your present skin condition is a result of the soap you use. Depending on your skin type and moisture level, use soap that won't dry you out. For all you brothers with sun baked skin, try Caress to restore some moisture back in your life..

Lotion - The good ol' cocoa butter still works wonders....also recommended is Shear Butter.

Deodorant - Half of y'all mawfawka stink!...it's like y'all ain't never heard of it. Some of y'all also have this misplaced conception about cologne taking care of all y'all funks...Nah!...Cologne is what you put on last, you need deodorant to suppress your stinking funks!...Get the axe effect.

Eye Drops - U wanna get rid of that yellow eyes of yours ?...get some visine. It gives your eyes moisture and takes the red out.

Lip Seal - I'm not talking lip gloss o...i'm talking some balms...like mentholathum, Robb etc..even good ol' chap stick will do.

Oya share yours.

XxPreciousOnexX · 05-06-2005, 04:08 PM

ur two gstrings away from crossing over to the other side

Yemoja · 05-06-2005, 04:46 PM

Uhn.. u scare me.

but.. one tip for the guys.. stay away from shorts.

if you have a tummy- resist wearing thight AX shirts.

ST · 05-06-2005, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by XxPreciousOnexX
ur two gstrings away from crossing over to the other side

Buhahahahahahahahahahaha

Kikelomo · 05-06-2005, 07:37 PM

This dude is seriously breaking my gay-dar.

Homiluv · 05-06-2005, 07:46 PM

Use Cologne MODERATELY....a dab on pressure points will do

If you can smell your undershirt...chances are we can smell it too...that fact that you wear a clean shirt over it doesn't mean anything.

ST · 05-06-2005, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jaemellah
This dude is seriously breaking my gay-dar.

But seriously, I don't see anything extraordinary...

05-07-2005, 12:02 AM

Those are the essentials that everyone should know!
whats so gay about soap and deodorant?

Id rather hang out with a gay guy than a stinking ashy hetero with blood shot eyes and chapped lips

If at all anything, metrosexuals are more masculine because they are not afraid to care for themseleves come what may

Most heterosexuals are scared and confused about their sexuality thats why they are homophobes

ST · 05-07-2005, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nightrider
Those are the essentials that everyone should know!
whats so gay about soap and deodorant?

Id rather hang out with a gay guy than a stinking ashy hetero with blood shot eyes and chapped lips

If at all anything, metrosexuals are more masculine because they are not afraid to care for themseleves come what may

Most heterosexuals are scared and confused about their sexuality thats why they are homophobes

abi o my sister!....

chubby cheekz · 05-07-2005, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SimonTempler
But seriously, I don't see anything extraordinary...

neither do I. ur on point.

chubby cheekz · 05-07-2005, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nightrider
Those are the essentials that everyone should know!
whats so gay about soap and deodorant?

Id rather hang out with a gay guy than a stinking ashy hetero with blood shot eyes and chapped lips

If at all anything, metrosexuals are more masculine because they are not afraid to care for themseleves come what may

Most heterosexuals are scared and confused about their sexuality thats why they are homophobes

yes!!!
took the word right out of my mouth.

**Odogwu** · 05-07-2005, 05:29 AM

Nice topic.......Great one lol

Guys please lotion ya feet when u wear slipers. White feet ain't all that.

Sometimes the funk is from excessive armpit hair, trim it.

Use some hair food to restore mositure on ya hair. This avoids dandroff

Wasup with naija guys and ashy fingers? I am guilty sometimes too. Chapstick can work jsut smear smaall on da grove between fingers

Dress shoe goes with dress socks, not Nike wool socks

**Nene** · 05-08-2005, 03:22 AM

ta ba pe e ni metro u go deny am

characteristics of ra re , foine boi lomor

**tike2u** · 05-08-2005, 03:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nene
ta ba pe e ni metro u go deny am

characteristics of ra re , foine boi lomor

*coughs*

05-06-2005, 07:16 AM	#1 (permalink)
TRIZZLE Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Anonymous Posts: 4,357 Points: 1,478.45 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 1,478.45 Donate Rep Power: 96	Summer grooming tips for the metrosexual hhehehehehe...this was spawned off Yemoja's thread...This is for guys that ain't afraid to spend a lil time in the baffroom Let's kick it off from the shower.... Soap - Believe it or not, your present skin condition is a result of the soap you use. Depending on your skin type and moisture level, use soap that won't dry you out. For all you brothers with sun baked skin, try Caress to restore some moisture back in your life.. Lotion - The good ol' cocoa butter still works wonders....also recommended is Shear Butter. Deodorant - Half of y'all mawfawka stink!...it's like y'all ain't never heard of it. Some of y'all also have this misplaced conception about cologne taking care of all y'all funks...Nah!...Cologne is what you put on last, you need deodorant to suppress your stinking funks!...Get the axe effect. Eye Drops - U wanna get rid of that yellow eyes of yours ?...get some visine. It gives your eyes moisture and takes the red out. Lip Seal - I'm not talking lip gloss o...i'm talking some balms...like mentholathum, Robb etc..even good ol' chap stick will do. Oya share yours. __________________ The Ryder U Love 2 Hate Haters get on your job!

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nightrider Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Those are the essentials that everyone should know! whats so gay about soap and deodorant? Id rather hang out with a gay guy than a stinking ashy hetero with blood shot eyes and chapped lips If at all anything, metrosexuals are more masculine because they are not afraid to care for themseleves come what may Most heterosexuals are scared and confused about their sexuality thats why they are homophobes

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Odogwu Ambassador Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 12,499 Points: 95,264.80 Bank: 1,876,790.38 Total Points: 1,972,055.18 Donate Rep Power: 3254878	Nice topic.......Great one lol Guys please lotion ya feet when u wear slipers. White feet ain't all that. Sometimes the funk is from excessive armpit hair, trim it. Use some hair food to restore mositure on ya hair. This avoids dandroff Wasup with naija guys and ashy fingers? I am guilty sometimes too. Chapstick can work jsut smear smaall on da grove between fingers Dress shoe goes with dress socks, not Nike wool socks

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